You've gotta respect a woman who knows what she wants, and it's clear Bonehilda wants me, so I put on my best formal outfit and head to meet her at The Roadstead retail store in Magnolia Promenade. I don't have to do much, however, as Bonehilda asks me out on a date faster than I can say 'sul-sul'. The woman is clearly unhinged, but I ignore the red flags and carry on wooing her. A puddle appears at her feet (unsure how, as she doesn't have a bladder) just before she walks downstairs to stand in front of my entryway mirror and chat excitedly to her reflection. Lo and behold, I catch her conjuring a plate of grilled cheese out of midair just to leave it on the end table in my bedroom. As I'm 'taking a terrified poo' (despite my proclivity as a paranormal investigator, my Sim still gets spooked by the goings-on in the haunted house), I keep an eye on Bonehilda. I need to make this human chassis mine, but first I have to take care of some pesky corporeal bodily functions. She appears, smoking black martini glass in hand, and immediately begins stirring the proverbial pot - she's exactly my type of woman. Where Guidry cleans up messes I've left behind, Bonehilda leaves messes in her wake. Not only do I have to summon Bonehilda, which implies the skeletal maid loves to play hard to get, but whenever I do summon her she brings along a special brand of chaos. Naturally, Sim Alyssa has two cats, and Guidry loves to spend time with them, often sitting on a stool in my bathroom and chatting nonsense with Hellboy.Įnter Bonehilda, to whom Guidry is diametrically opposed. Guidry regularly cleans my entire Sims house, collecting stray plates, running the dishwasher, and emptying the garbage with nary a complaint. I can ignore the creepy sleep staring if it means the strange Ghostbusters-esque slime that appears by my tub is promptly scrubbed, thank you. Whenever Guidry arrives - which is usually when Sims Alyssa is asleep - he hovers over the bed for an uncomfortably long amount of time before going about the house tidying up. Guidry is a good spirit, or as the living might call him, a nice guy, and it swiftly becomes apparent that he would be the kind of boyfriend who would sit through 12 seasons of The Real Housewives of New York City and not complain once. After living on the haunted lot for a day or two in Sims time, a pop-up notification appears from Guidry, who introduces himself and offers his support during 'this whole haunted house predicament'.

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